Category: News
“Bros Before H*es”: Incels Embrace Homosexuality to Break Their Dry Spells
It’s being called Bros Before Hoes—a grassroots movement of young men choosing intimacy with each other rather than continuing their sexless struggle.
Mastering the Art of Dodging Political Discussions: Your Survival Guide
In today’s annoyingly hyper-connected world, there’s hardly a place you can escape the political echo chamber. The banter is omnipresent:…
April 04, 2025
News, Sports & Entertainment
Bitcoin Goes Up. Bitcoin Goes Down. Crypto Crowd Remains Insufferable.
Navigating the cryptosphere’s inevitable onslaught of “told-you-sos”, HODL-ers and uppity investors. After hitting all-time highs in January, Bitcoin’s price has…
April 04, 2025
News, Sports & Entertainment
Blood in the Tank: Shark Tank Contestant Finally Snaps, Attacks Panelists After Brutal Insults
In what is being described as the “first recorded case of Shark Tank-inspired rage,” an aspiring entrepreneur completely lost it…
BREAKING: 90% of 9-to-5 Workers Say They’d Undergo ‘Severance’ Procedure If Given the Opportunity
Recent Poll finds most American workers would gladly lobotomize themselves to escape the abject horrors of 9-5 office work. By…