Month: April 2025
Mastering the Art of Dodging Political Discussions: Your Survival Guide
In today’s annoyingly hyper-connected world, there’s hardly a place you can escape the political echo chamber. The banter is omnipresent:…
April 04, 2025
News, Sports & Entertainment
Bitcoin Goes Up. Bitcoin Goes Down. Crypto Crowd Remains Insufferable.
Navigating the cryptosphere’s inevitable onslaught of “told-you-sos”, HODL-ers and uppity investors. After hitting all-time highs in January, Bitcoin’s price has…
April 04, 2025
News, Sports & Entertainment
Blood in the Tank: Shark Tank Contestant Finally Snaps, Attacks Panelists After Brutal Insults
In what is being described as the “first recorded case of Shark Tank-inspired rage,” an aspiring entrepreneur completely lost it…
BREAKING: 90% of 9-to-5 Workers Say They’d Undergo ‘Severance’ Procedure If Given the Opportunity
Recent Poll finds most American workers would gladly lobotomize themselves to escape the abject horrors of 9-5 office work. By…