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BREAKING: Progressive Western Families Adopt ‘Honor Killing’ After Arabic Parents Found Not Guilty for Attempting to Murder Daughter
"Westernism is barbaric. Capitalism is barbaric. Honor killing is a tradition many esteemed cultures have practiced for a very long time. Let me guess since they're not white you...
July 31, 2025
Finance & Technology, Lifestyle, News
Big Pharma Concerned Over Financial Targets After Decline in School Shootings Nationwide *Members Only*🔒
“We prefer the guns kill people angle,” said one anonymous news editor. “Big pharma linked to psychotic episodes—those don’t buy commercial slots.”
BREAKING: Tech CEO’s Wife More Outraged He Saw Coldplay Live Than That He Was Caught Cheating
“I always knew Andy would disappoint me. I just thought it would be with an assistant at a Fleetwood Mac tribute show, not with a glorified HR person watching...
BREAKING: 90% of 9-to-5 Workers Say They’d Undergo ‘Severance’ Procedure If Given the Opportunity
Recent Poll finds most American workers would gladly lobotomize themselves to escape the abject horrors of 9-5 office work.
“Bros Before H*es”: Incels Embrace Homosexuality to Break Their Dry Spells
It’s being called Bros Before Hoes—a grassroots movement of young men choosing intimacy with each other rather than continuing their sexless struggle.